The Quest for Coolness

As you know from my previous blog, I've been thinking a great deal about "Really Cool Things."™ In fact, not only have I been thinking, I've taken action: I have embarked on a great quest. While wandering the vast desert of uncoolness, with nothing of interest as far as the eye could see, I thought I heard a voice as my eyes were drawn to a sparkle in the distant horizon. Could it be the enlightenment that I seek? The voice compelled me to go forth: "That which you seek is in Kiel," it whispered quietly. Meanwhile, my faithful companion found coolness in a stick.

Being somewhat impulsive, I immediately booked a flight to Germany. It leaves this coming Saturday and arrives on Sunday. From there my quest will continue; I think I'll start fasting. I know not what I'll find, never having been to Kiel, but I am confident that I'll find that which I seek: "Really Cool Things."™